i feel pretty
oh so pretty
i feel pretty
and witty
and briiiiiiiiiiiight
anal
HE IS STILL AN AWKWARD SIXTEEN YEAR OLD
- person: hey wanna hang out
- thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
life is like a box of chocolates
i don’t have a box of chocolates
- average teen: what if my mom finds out i've been drinking
- me: what if my mum finds out my tumblr url
- every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it
Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”
Brandon Hall: “The reason girls cant find a good guy is because they look in the wrong places, go to a library. Guys at party are just looking for the next girl to fuck.”
- Scientist: The average person spends 13 hours online per week
- Me: lol did you mean per day
