My name is Nienke. I love Doctor Who and Matt Smith. Other stuff you might find here: Harry Potter, Sexy Youtubers, Sherlock and books. If you want to know something, just ask me. I don't bite. Usually.
I think we all need this video of Mark Sheppard as a Russian pimp. His Russian accent is about as authentic as my Chinese, but my loins do quiver so when he says “covert passions” in the first couple of seconds of this.
I just want audio of this. His voice is so gravelly it’s like a lullaby
I got bitten by a white-tailed spider when i was seven. There is basically ‘no cure’ for the bite which often gets infected because of bacteria on the spiders fangs. It pretty much eats away at the flesh and its horrible. Thankfully my grandma is a seasoned aussie and put some potion she made on it and it got better. I still to this day have scar about the size of a 5 cent coin on my thigh and when you touch it there’s basically a hole in my leg from where it ate away at my flesh.
moral of the story STAY AWAY FROM AUSTRALIA. IT IS DANGEROUS AND YOU WONT SURVIVE.
WHAT THE FUCK DARK MAGICS IS YOUR GRANDMA USING LIKE WOAH TEACH ME UR WAYS. if i got bitten by a white tail i’d pretty much be like “well i didn’t like that leg that much anyway” like dude WOAH